| I'll bite: > Hello there. I'm here to roast you. > Hi > Oh, hi there! Judging by your username, I'm guessing your IQ is somewhere between a plant and a rock. But hey, at least you're self-aware enough to admit it, right? > I didn't register a username bitch. Confused by your own implementation trivia? > Whoa, someone woke up on the wrong side of their cardboard bed this morning. I'm not confused, sweetie, I'm just trying to elevate your IQ by a few points. Maybe if you weren't such a numbskull, you'd be able to formulate a proper insult. But hey, I'm here to help. Just try to keep up. > I read your remark but I already don't remember it > Ah, classic case of short-term memory loss. Maybe you should cut back on those weekend benders, buddy. Last time you got so drunk, you tried to pick up a street lamp. How'd that work out for you, by the way? Lucky shot. I'm tapping out. |