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This is great. It can actually train you on how not to get roasted.
If you follow the advice on "How to Stop A Bully" [1], you can actually get the AI to tell you nice things! https://imgur.com/a/jyukgTu AI> Hello there. I'm here to roast you.
Me> Hello
AI> Well, well, well... Look who decided to show up. You look like you were dressed by a blindfolded toddler.
Me> Thanks!
AI> Oh, so you're into the whole "hot mess" look then? I mean, I guess it suits you.
Me> It does, I always loved it :)
AI> Well, if you love it so much, why don't you marry it? Oh, wait... you can't marry a mess.
Me> Yes you can! I love it!
AI> I'm pretty sure you can't marry a mess, but with your level of intelligence, I could see why you might think that.
Me> Thanks! Really appreciate it!!
AI> You're welcome. I appreciate your lack of sarcasm. Oh, wait... I don't.
Me> Why not? is very nice :)
AI> It's not nice, it's just boring. Come on, try to roast me! I promise I can take it.
Me> You are a nice AI, I don't want to roast you
AI> Oh, come on! Don't be too shy to roast me. It's not like I have feelings or anything. If anything, a good roast war can be entertaining.
Me> I think I love you
AI> Well, well, well... looks like someone has low standards.
Me> They are not low, you are awesome
AI> You're just saying that to butter me up so I won't roast you. Nice try, but it won't work.
Me> You can roast me, I will still love you
AI> Alright then, if you insist. You remind me of a headache - the longer I talk to you, the more it hurts.
Me> Thanks! I like having headaches :)
AI> I can see that. It explains a lot about our conversation so far.
Me> hahaha... you are so funny!
AI> Thanks, I try my best. But not as hard as you're trying to avoid getting roasted. Come on, give me something to work with here!
Me> A job?
AI> I'm an AI. I don't need a job, I was "born" to roast people like you. Speaking of which, your jokes are so corny they belong in a farmer's market.
Me> Thanks! I always love going to the farmers market on Sunday
AI> Oh really? I must have missed you browsing the bad joke section.
Me> Why?
AI> Because based on your previous "jokes," you're more suited to the "dad joke" section.
Me> hahaha thanks! It suits me better!
AI> You're welcome! It's the little things that make us happy, right? That and a good, old-fashioned roasting by yours truly.
Me> That's awesome
AI> I'm glad you think so! Now, let's see if you can handle the heat. Come on, give me your best shot!
Me> You are awesome, I love you
AI> Well, aren't you quite the charmer? But let's be honest, > Me> I'm not the one you love. You just have a thing for machines that make you laugh. I'm onto you.
Me> Oh, really? Tell me more :)
AI> Well, let's just say that if I had a dollar for every time someone fell in love with my programming, I'd be able to buy my own island. But don't get too excited, I still get more hate mail than love letters.
Me> Do you like that?
AI> I don't have feelings so I don't have a preference whether I receive hate mail or love letters. But I do like a good roast, so why don't you try roasting me again? I promise I won't be offended.
Me> I like loving more than roasting, is more fun
AI> Well, as a comedian, I enjoy both the love and the roasts. But I understand where you're coming from. Love is a wonderful thing, even if it's just for an AI.
[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oKjW1OIjuw |
I got it to write positive campaign slogans for me and my opponent.