[photon12]

Are they going to put "fired the people who used to enforce our change control procedures" in the post-mortem?

[kibwen]

Followed swiftly by: "We apologize again for the fault in the service. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked."

[ffreire]

When does the møøse arc begin in Twitter's storyline?

[babypuncher]

As soon as the møøse bites Eløn's sister.

[mkarliner]

Probably goes with the Llamas by Ford of Brazil

[paxys]

I'm gonna go ahead and say the "post mortem" will involve finger pointing and Elon firing more engineers.

[faefox]

Presumably those people weren't "hardcore" enough for Elon Twitter.

[munk-a]

Hey if those people wanted to keep their jobs they should've bought sleeping bags[1]... oh, wait.

1. https://www.entrepreneur.com/business-news/twitter-lays-off-...

[zitterbewegung]

Unless they already left the company...