[l_theanine]

I hate the back talking and advertising. I already bought the device, I’m a prime member, why can’t you just tell me the temperature and shut the fuck back up?

I hate the stupid thing but my wife has a little more patience for her than me.

Siri on the other hand, never seems to miss.

[gptgpp]

I have a question about Siri that I don't want to risk testing...

If you tell her "OH FUCK SIRI THERES SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE CALL 911 OH SHIIIIT!!!!"

Will siri use her chastizing tone not to speak to her that way and ignore you?

I feel like it would be hillarious if she did. She's also dumb as a bag of rocks in my experience so I suspect she would. Bitch can't even reliably play podcasts.

[throwway120385]

She's very pleasant if you tell her "thank you you classy bitch." But it has to be the entire proper "thank you." If you say "thanks" she gets offended.