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by politician 1206 days ago
Show HN: Human Diffusion

Hi everybody! We’re Joe and Ahmed and super thrilled to be launching Human Diffusion today! We’ve built an exciting new image generation system that supports economies in developing nations.

Our product leverages the latent creativity of humanity by directly fitting employees with fMRI rigs and presenting them with text inquiries through our API (JavaScript SDK available, Python soon!). Unlike competing alternatives we preserve human jobs in an era of AI supremacy.

I’d like to address rumors that our facilities amount to slaving brains to machines. This is a gross misunderstanding of the benefits we offer to our staff - they are family. Our 18 hour shifts are finely calibrated based on feedback collected through our API, and any suggestion of exploitation is flatly untrue.

Send us an email (satire@humandiffusion.com) to get early access.