[dazilcher]

Reminds me of this joke:

Moshe is an apprentice septic tank cleaner. When his shop gets an emergency call, he and his senior head out to the site.

The place is a mess. The experienced septic cleaner wastes no time, pulls up his shirt and dives right in, head first.

After a while, he pops back out and reaches with his hand: "I need the Channellock pliers". Moshe hands him the pliers, and the expert dives back in. Then, out he pops again: "Jumbo plunger, now!". Moshe hands him the plunger, and the old man disappears once more. Finally, he re-emerges and pulls himself up with a tired-but-content look on his face:

"See, Moshe, if you don't take it seriously and apply yourself to this job, you're going to carry that toolbox all your life."