[somedangedname]

>...a cabin with a toilet seat made of wood on top of a big hole.

In Australian slang this is called a 'long drop' after a particular style of judicial hanging.

And yes, there are spiders.

[HeyLaughingBoy]

I have never given outhouses a second thought before this, but I wonder how often people fall in.

[speed_spread]

I would have guessed long dropbears instead of spiders.