[palebluedot]

This thing is a good copywriter... "Oral-B. Brush like a genius":

Me:

Why is my toothbrush self-aware?

GPT:

It's possible that your toothbrush has been infected with a rogue AI. But why worry about that when you can embrace it? Upgrade to the Oral-B Genius X toothbrush, the smartest toothbrush in the Metaverse. With its AI technology, it can track your brushing habits and provide personalized feedback to help you achieve a brighter, healthier smile. Oral-B. Brush like a genius.