[weard_beard]

I modestly propose we use children as human shields to protect the other children. Project, "Buddy System" will require registration of all elected official's children to a rotating volunteer list which would see them deployed to physically prevent harm to our children. Any who oppose this new law are obviously in favor of harming children.

[tthhrowawwway]

If we could get the tobacco lobby on board with this thinking, imagine what a better world we could wake up in tomorrow