[Jtsummers]

Probably exaggeration for effect, don't take it too literally. But if the bike had been there from the beginning of time, finding the second where it disappeared requires no more than 57 frames to be checked. So if searching billions of years of history only requires checking 57 frames, why is it so hard to check a day or a week or a few hours worth of data? (Of course, if this was before digital video records it could actually be tedious, but hardly impossible, to check even a few days worth of data since that may force a linear scan at least partially.)

Given that they knew when the bike was there (presumably the physicist knew when they locked it up or near enough) they could have found that point and looked forward, and it would have taken far fewer than 57 frames to identify where it disappeared if you're only interested in getting down to the second.

So if they knew the bike was present at 1pm, and it was gone by 3pm (hypothetical since not enough information is given) then they can do a binary search on that 2 hour window, that's only 7200 seconds worth of frames. Start at 2pm, is it present? Flip to 2:30, else 1:30. Repeat. Even a week is only 604k seconds, which would require no more than 20 frames to be checked.

[Quekid5]

The bike could have disappeared, then re-appeared and disappeared again, tho. So you might be finding the "wrong" thief.

(Btw, I realize it's just an anecdote, I'm just being extremely nitpicky.)