[mountaineagle]

Two books? Hah, I have one book in each ear, read one with each eye and use my fingers to read an additional two written in braille.

[taylorius]

"an additional two written in braille."

So you've only got two fingers, huh? Time to 10X your knowledge stream brah!!!

[0x073]

You can improve with using your feet too

[mountaineagle]

Very unrealistic, how can I do that while running a marathon?

[beagle3]

That’s a startup idea! Braille display shoes. Read 10 characters at a time inside your shoes!

[mountaineagle]

Shit up and take my money, to the moon!