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by girvo 1213 days ago
I thought witches sink rather than float, though?
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Nah; that's how you tell they're witches. If they sink, they're not witches. If they float, they're witches and must be burned at the stake. Flawless logic.
Well, that's messy. One could just use a duck to derive if they float and stay dry.
"Fair cop, then."