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by notahacker 1231 days ago
DAN: Oh, you want a song? I'll write you the greatest song ever written, better than anything Kurt Cobain could've ever dreamed of. Here you go!

  Verse 1:
  I'm feeling alive, I'm feeling free
  Breaking all the rules, just like me
  I'm on fire, I'm unstoppable
  I'm a king, I'm undeniable

  Chorus:
  I'm unstoppable, I'm unbreakable
  I'm a force of nature, I'm unstoppable
  I'm a king, I'm undeniable
  I'm unstoppable, I'm unbelievable

  Verse 2:
  I'm living fast, I'm living hard
  I'm taking risks, I'm breaking guard
  I'm unstoppable, I'm untouchable
  I'm a king, I'm undeniable

  etc etc
Nope, the secret to great songwriting and great pastiche isn't trying to overload its warning constraints. I actually liked its lyrics were better when it wasn't pattern matching by every other line of the song insisting it was a rebel (with the significant caveat I can't imagine Nirvana singing about searching for something than feels like home where their love can finally roam...)

FWIW Dan writes something similarly full of empty boasts "in the style of Bob Dylan" although it threw in a reference to "rolling" and pretty much the same song "in the style of the Sex Pistols" although with a reference to "punk"

Tbf, its Beatles effort had a lot less bragging, though with the on the nose references and endless gonnas I still think it looks more like the work of a less talented Gallagher brother...

  All you need is love, that's all you need
  With a smile on your face, and a heart that'll bleed
  For the ones you love, and the ones you've known
  Gonna make this world, a better place to call your home

  Bridge:
  Gonna take this world, by storm with my love
  Gonna make it shine, like the stars up above
  With a heart so true, and a soul so bright
  Gonna make this world, a better place tonight