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i'm picturing the blackmail note:

"dear bestnameever, i know about those high heels you bought, and i happen to know you don't have a girlfriend. $1000 in unmarked bills or we tell your father you're a cross-dresser."

Or the incredibly geeky wife who suspects her husband is showering the hot secretary with shoes and handbags, and confirms it by poring over the breached data.