[robertlagrant]

As a Brit I love the idea of a video service just for the titled and ennobled.

May I ask - do the non-peers get any access at all? Even perhaps as a degraded, low resolution service? If so, I'd like to know where to register my disapproval.

[phillc73]

If you do not wish to watch videos of fox hunting, Mayfair house parties and Etonian high jinks, then commons-tube is for you.

[toyg]

These days, a Lords-oriented tube site would actually be full of videos on how to raise money for friends and family without attracting scrutiny, or to sycophant your way to the top of a political party - the primary qualifications of modern peers.

[omginternets]

Sir, I believe it is called “RubeTube”.

[TomK32]

Don't forget the Boat Race and Royal Ascot. I just hope they won't let the likes of John Oliver onto PeerTube.

[robertlagrant]

He's over on SneerTube.

[seanhunter]

Spectacular. Also, if you are a Lord, the resolution is 1080p, from there it gets scaled up so Viscount, Earl etc up to you have to be a Duke or minor royal to get 4k.

Audio could be auto dubbed into received pronunciation and any food onscreen automatically replaced by deepfaked cucumber sandwiches.

[EGreg]

When Simon Cowell on Britain’s Got Talent used to ask “peers, what do you think?” I thought he was asking his fellow judges. But no! He was asking Piers Morgan!

[mjfl]

No peasants allowed, for sure.

[fredsmith219]

Fox hunts are paywalled, though.

[robertlagrant]

Life is paywalled, dear chap.