[chrismorgan]

You drastically underestimate how much code depends on typeof null being "object". It’s extremely common in generic/library code. If you changed it to produce, say, "null", vast numbers of websites would completely break. As a simple example, a brief glance at the React and ReactDOM source code, inspecting the first few /typeof.*'object'/ matches, shows that in React, component.setState(null), and in ReactDOM, rendering class-based components with null state (which I’m guessing will be pretty much normal in existing code bases, even if it’s an older pattern now; but I haven’t ever used React seriously), would both throw an exception.