[politician]

Well, it is called "Bard". What did you expect? A bard makes up stories and sets them to music. Sometimes the stories are true, sometimes embellished, sometimes false. Ideally, they all sound good enough and keep the patrons entertained.

[xdavidliu]

I was expecting it to take its bow, climb on top of the town tower, and shoot a fire-breathing dragon in the only part of its body not encrusted with jewels, but to each their own.