I wish they'd put more resolvers around the globe. I have 10ms ping to the nearest Cloudflare colocation, but around 100ms to quad9. It makes browsing the web so much slower.
Keep your sarcasm to yourself. Multiply 90ms by sometimes dozens of domains modern websites like to load from. Occasionally ISP reroutes me to another Cloudflare colocation and ping to 1.1.1.1 rises to 20-25 ms. It's easily noticeable. I like to play the guessing game, and almost always "win".