[punchingw0rms]

Yes, when I haven't done much. Like a lot of people my productivity fluctuates throughout any given week.

2 stand ups per day is brutal! I would fight against that for the simple reason that it is an interruption to my and others work flow and do you really need to know what has happened twice within 8 hours? This just sounds like micromanagement.

Your stand up sounds whack - it's supposed to be just the team, for the team. Then you can use jargon that the team will understand. Directors and Execs would have a hard time following. Surely this is why we have transparent scrum/kanban boards for these people.

Your work's ways of working really riles me up, man!