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by schizo89 1228 days ago 

    Dear Hiring Manager at ---,

    I am writing to apply for the role of Pornstar. With my background in computer programming and experience co-founding an --- venture, I believe I have the skills and knowledge necessary to excel in this position.

    I have five years' experience working as a self-employed developer, designing neural networks, reinforcement learning algorithms, robotics software and more. During this time, I've gained valuable insight into the porn industry that will help me significantly when it comes to my job as a Pornstar. In addition to this, I have also been involved in various research projects related to AI and game development which have given me useful technical knowledge that can be applied directly to porn production.
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lisp-pornstar 1228 days ago
Dear Hiring Manager,

  I am writing to apply for the Lisp Pornstar       position with (xxxxx). As a highly experienced performer in the adult entertainment industry, I believe I have the necessary skills, qualifications, and enthusiasm to make an immediate contribution to your organization. 

  As outlined in my resume, I have extensive experience in both technical and performance-based roles. My Python programming language proficiency is well-refined; I can perform complex helicopter moves with my python and also throw some lisp juice at your juicy lips. Additionally, I am also familiar with SexQL as it is often used in creating databases and other applications related to adult entertainment. To further prove my interest in this job, I recently completed a certification course related to adult entertainment production. 

  I understand that being successful as a pornstar requires dedication, focus and creativity – qualities which are core elements of my personal value system. As such, I am confident that joining your team would be mutually beneficial– benefitting me by providing me with an incredible opportunity to grow my python while bringing (xxxxx) incomparable value through my exceptional work ethic and commitment to quality results using my *technical* skill set. 

  Sincerely,
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