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by EarlKing 1236 days ago
"Greetings to you. This is a recorded announcement as I am afraid we are all out at the moment. The commercial council of Magrathea thanks you for your esteemed visit but regrets that the entire planet is temporairly closed for business. If you would like to leave your name and the address of a planet where you can be contacted kindly speak when you hear the tone... *BEEEEEEEP*."