[naoru]

Haha. Our team has about 10 or so "talking buttons" with sounds of various crassness recorded on them for comedic relief. On a particularly dry day someone noticed that static electricity does not only mess with half of the monitors, but spontaneously triggers a random button.

We found that when one of our engineers sat down on a chair which triggered a button with an obscenely wet fart sound.

Needless to say, our productivity went through the roof that day.