[obamallama]

If the human retinal density was equal to the foveal density across the whole eye, our optic nerves would be half a foot across.

And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bicycle.

In short: pay attention or get left behind.

[ideashower]

The whole segment never fails to crack me up on a bad day: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OplyHCIBmfE

[dylan604]

holyjeebuschristo!!!

i have no idea who any of these people are, but i absolutely am in tears over this. the expression on his face at the mere suggestion of "if it had ham", but then she kept going with it, and his reaction. ohmugawd!! but it all started with "you're doing it wrong" flat out, not soft coating it, nothing. ahhhh