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"Today, Israeli forces killed nine Palestinians during West Bank raid."

"Israeli authorities are being criticized for being too brutal, and Palestinian parents are being criticized for having too many kids."

Looks like it's best not to try to feed it actual news, because the results are more than a little awful.

[capableweb]

Close enough, adjust it slightly and you get a morbid but slightly funny and topical joke:

> Today, Israeli forces killed nine Palestinians during West Bank raid.

> Israeli authorities are being criticized for being too brutal, and Palestinian parents are being criticized by Israeli authorities for having too many kids.