[idopmstuff]

Well, I tried with the intro to the Aristocrats:

"A family walks into a talent agency and asks to speak to an agent. After waiting for a few minutes, they're shown into his office. He asks them what they do, and they explain that they have an incredible family act that they want to show to the world. He asks them to show it to him..."

Best result: "They say okay, and then the father, mother, and three kids all drop dead."

Though I suppose they wouldn't be able to tell him they call it the Aristocrats once they're done...