[askin4it]

Needs work...(not too bad though, well done)

Three priests walk into a gay bar. I don’t know what happened next, but it was a three for one special.

What did the blonde woman say to the taxi driver at the airport? Thanks for the lift, asshole!

Why don't assembly language programmers say "please"? They do. But only with their index register.

What happens after it rains cats and dogs? You spend the rest of your day looking for a lost wiener.

[ulizzle]

Not one of those jokes is funny.

If a real person said that, they'd just get an eye roll, but you know, since it's A.I., it gets a huge pass.

[askin4it]

Like we give a pass to a little kid, i guess.

Maybe it should be training based on audience reactions to jokes

[ulizzle]

That's certainly a better heuristic, but then you quickly run into the problem of when the joke is objectively funny but politically incorrect, so people stop themselves from laughing so they don't get in trouble.

IMO, A.I., at least how it exists now, doesn't know what "funny" means or feels like, so it can't be funny itself.