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Mine was this:

Prompt: "Two dogs walk into a bar"

Zinger:

"The bartender says, "What would you like?" The dogs say, "We're fine, thanks."

"After three whiskeys, the first dog says to the second, "Hey, you're alright."

"The first one says, “I’ll have a gin and tonic”. The second dog says, “I’ll have whatever he’s having.”

Heh-larry-ous.