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HN is full of genuinely delusional people who genuinely say these things. It's part of the reason jokes go so poorly here is that some sane people who read them have read identical statements from serious people so it's never clear when something is a joke.
or, someone spending a few seconds skimming comments while doing something else, and adding a question, without spending enough attention to even comprehend that it might have been satire
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