[dexterdog]

I think there are a number of departments that will help you join Dave in his new-found freedom from employment if you send that.

[Nevermark]

Hmmm. Not if the firing notice was triggered by Dave from a suspicious executable in his email.

Although the idea of tightening up security practices by having some sociopathic employee tricking colleagues into publicly firing themselves by malware does make me feel a little ill.