[DieBruderBauer]

>And suddenly all your salaries and dental work hang like millstones chafing the supple neck of my stock compensation package.

Oof. This guy knows how to write. And he's funny to boot! May consider adding my name to his Patreon list...

[Semaphor]

Here’s his site for more to read: https://www.mikelacher.com/

And his articles on the linked site: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/mike-lacher