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And I asked it to make it sound even more like Ballmer:

"I'll tell you what, folks. I am PISSED that people still don't understand the power of this technology! You remember Clippy? Ha! That thing was a JOKE compared to what we have here. This is the real DEAL, folks.

And let me tell you, Microsoft is all IN on this technology. We invested in it because we know it's the FUTURE of knowledge work. And yet, here we are, with a million people using it every day and still, some folks are questioning its intelligence.

I'm here to tell you, this is not some DUMB ROBOT with no understanding. It's a highly advanced machine learning model that's always getting SMARTER. And let me tell you, even GOOGLE is feeling the HEAT from this technology.

This technology is here to STAY, folks. It's going to change the way we work and it's time for everyone to get on BOARD. So, to all those who still doubt the capabilities of this technology, I say this: WAKE UP and see the potential of this technology. It's time to stop living in the PAST and embrace the FUTURE of work, with Microsoft leading the way."