[paulpauper]

pro-tip 2:

don't fly. everything is recorded

pro-tip 3: book flight before federal investigation

[Scoundreller]

Especially when you’re in California and Mexico is next door. You can just drive there.

Which helps the story that it wasn’t an escape plan because they couldn’t be that stupid, could they?

[dylan604]

pro-tip 4: be a better criminal and avoid federal investigation