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by jimmygrapes 1252 days ago
Think they need any janitors/maintenance techs? I can't do much but I can relocate to Oak Ridge fairly easily and I can surely unclog a toilet and clean up blood and paint some baseboards pink for breast cancer awareness month and reset some tripped breakers and change your backup generator fluids and swap out a jiggly door handle and refill the printer paper and repair the reserved parking sign that fell over and set rat traps on the drop tile ceiling space and swap out a malfunctioning automated transfer panel and buff the floors and refill/repair the vending machines and hang the pictures of the boss on the wall and upgrade the circuit breaker to accommodate all the space heaters and check/replace the fire extinguishers and AEDs and rekey the RFID door readers and I dunno, whatever else that "engineers" don't even realize needs to be done. HMU I got an expired TS but nothing precluding a renewal except for (currently) slightly disagreeable ideas that I don't express beyond internet fora.