[agentwiggles]

You know which one of these I really dislike? Donuts. Time was a man could buy a good, regular-ass chocolate long john or cruller at any place that had Donut in the name.

Nowadays it's all Rosewater Fritters and Fruity Pebbles sprinkled into the icing and all manner of other bullshit. Just gimme a goddamn donut, I don't need it to be an expression of your personal creative journey.

Mostly just ranting for fun, there's actually a few nearby "old school" donut shops in my area with really great offerings. But I do chuckle when I see the $4 hipster donuts at some of the other places in town.