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I use a bidet. Not a weird toilet attachment, but an actual tool refined over centuries for the express purpose of washing the human undercarriage after each bowel movement.

My enthusiasm on this topic borders on Cosmo Kramer territory.

[senectus1]

I travelled to a country that has them everywhere and they were all either broken or completely ineffectual (Argentina).

I am yet to be convinced.

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If you travel to a country where the trains are all broken or ineffectual does that suggest that train transport is not all its chalked up to be?

[hackeraccount]

Honestly? Yeah, it does.

[subpixel]

It’s possible you’re doing it wrong. A bidet is a tool but it doesn’t do _the work_ for you.

[Fire-Dragon-DoL]

In italy they are all functional and everybody use them, try there!

[petodo]

I prefer Thai toilet shower you can easily install in any toilet.

[thefz]

Bidet masterrace, to keep in topic with OP's tone.