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by waylandsmithers
1253 days ago
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..."and as a result I have decided to step down and hand the company over to someone more capable of navigating today's challenges" /s I think we'd all like to imagine a world where company's are run like sea faring ships- the captain gets paid the most to be accountable for the whole operation, and when things go wrong must be the last one off the ship. To the point where any selfish behavior by the captain in an emergency can be criminal. (This is just an analogy, not saying the CEO should actually risk life and limb.) But in reality they are run a lot more like Project Runway. The contestants pour their blood, sweat, and tears into their garments and over the course of the season, and eventually the best of them receives a spread in Vogue and something like a $500,000 contract and some other goodies. The real winner though is always Heidi, who collects her $20M fee regardless of who gets the show's nominal prizes and is awarded an Emmy for executive producing. |
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