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Golfed to 697 bytes using a self-extracting webp/html polyglot:

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(954 bytes of encoded URL)

Based on the technique used here: https://gist.github.com/gasman/2560551

Edit: hm, at some point in my golfing I appear to have broken the apple placement randomisation logic... I'm too lazy to debug it right now (probably)