[snvzz]

If the slowness wasn't hint enough, the 2KB SRAM was a dead giveaway.

[contingencies]

When I was your age, I sent 24 people to the actual moon with my software in 4K of RAM and here I am clicking your button and it takes ten seconds to load a 50 megabyte video ad and then it crashes. - @natecull, on Margaret Hamilton perspective