Or better yet, what if it's an elaborate CIA plot to convince you that the moon landing was real? Plotted by intelligent elephants, who breathe fire and crap diamonds! They're a part of the deBeers cartel, and when you're asleep, they rearrange your underwear!
How deep do you want to make your conspiracy theory go?
That's always a risk anyway, in the UK we have an anonymous crime reporting phone number. You are never going to know for sure whether someone in their telephony department is somehow logging information from all the calls and handing it over to the mafia etc.
How deep do you want to make your conspiracy theory go?