[WXLCKNO]

I got an expensive one (~usd 1000) with a remote, heated water and seat, dryer, moving nozzle, etc.

There's just no comparison with just wiping. I let it spray, wipe, spray quickly again and wipe clean. Takes thirty seconds.

The real protip, which feels weirdly inappropriate for HN, is shaving down there.

[Sohcahtoa82]

> The real protip, which feels weirdly inappropriate for HN, is shaving down there.

I've heard very much the opposite.

Or at least, shaving down there makes it amazing for a day or two, but then the hairs start growing back and it's stubbly at first, which makes it INSANELY itchy.

[Gigachad]

My experience is that this happens the first few times and it gets less bad on regrowth each time.

I did an experiment when I started shaving my legs where I only shaved one for a while and then later shaved both, only the one that hadn’t been shaved multiple times was painful when the hair regrew.

[MuffinFlavored]

> I've heard very much the opposite.

What's the famous story about the guy who Nair'd this region as a joke/prank and he didn't realize the side effect of: the hair down there acts as a buffer for the scent so flatulence comes out much much worse?

[neurostimulant]

The trick is to not shave it clean like your beard. Just trim it using a small trimmer and leave about 1-2 mm length. No more itch.

[uuddlrlrbaba]

using an electric trimmer on the shortest setting will avoid itching and general skin irritation

[timeon]

Can waxing fix this?

[deedubaya]

If you’ve ever tried to wipe peanut butter off of shag carpet… ya know what OP is talking about

[reaperducer]

I got an expensive one (~usd 1000)

I've seen clamp-on versions in big stacks at Walmart for $25.

I've always wondered how they would stack up, but been too chicken to try.

[kleer001]

Temperature control of the water and seat are the killer app, pressure control and nozzle width are really nice too. Blow dry, not so necessary, takes a while.