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by Tarragon
1261 days ago
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I have been hit by a bus. Survived obviously. At work I've been added a 2nd technical contact and security contact for several projects because "you're less likely to be hit again". I think, but I'm not 100% sure, that is being done in a joking manner. |
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“We will be traveling via bus to a Dave & Busters nearby”.
“Those of you who meet expectations will board the bus at 8AM to go have fun, thank you for your contributions to the company in this past period”.
Ominously unstated is what happens to those who didn’t meet expectations.