[cheapliquor]

Seconded. Shouldn't have done the crime if you weren't prepared to face the consequences.

Even if you were to start your own company, someone would dig up this information and use it to drive you back to square one. Like parent comment and many others have echoed, white collar work may not be in your line of sight for years to come. If I was you I'd start practicing with a spatula or a shovel.