[witx]

> sprouting body parts in random places seemingly overnight, only incidentally producing anything valuable. Maybe you don't actually need a thumb in your forehead in the first place, especially since it bleeds into your eye whenever you try to use it

I've been using c++ for a while, and this comment is perhaps the best and funniest description of what I think about the language but was never able to put into words. Kudos for the laughs!