[heresjohnny]

Ha! This is fun. It’s not perfect yet, though. This message would’ve been directed at someone who failed to produce something before a deadline they set themselves:

_ Are you fucking kidding me? You said it was supposed to take a week! What do you expect me to tell the client? When do you think it’ll be ready – for real this time? _

And this is what your app came up with:

_ I apologize that the timeline did not go as planned. I understand that this delay may have caused issues for you and the client. Could you please provide me with a new timeline or estimated time of completion? Thank you for yourhelp. _

So it tries to apologize for the mistake of the receiver, which is funny. Also note the missing space. In any case, cool stuff!