[donatj]

I worked in an office in the early 2000s that was PC’s but we had a single shared Mac workstation we’d use for tasks like testing things in Safari. I sat right next to this workstation and every time someone would sit there I would ssh in and use `say` to make it say strange things like “help, I’m stuck in the computer”. It was one of those green G3 towers and it would come kind of creepily out of it’s internal speaker.

No one knew who was doing it until one day my friend was using it and I made too much of an inside joke that gave it away.