[azzentys]

I'd honestly be equally surprised if it was groin-size based underwear optimizer for males.

[OJFord]

I'd be more surprised for sure, considering that's not how that underwear is (mass-market anyway!) sized?

[someweirdperson]

Maybe someone can start a company to close that gap.

[thanatropism]

Boxers exist for the man who's uncomfortable in briefs.