[deterministic]

Heh. The author forgot the most important one:

Use micro-services! The more the better! And write each micro-service using a different programming language and build system. Make sure the protocols are not documented. And that the micro-services are called p376, f190 etc. Make sure that some micro-services need to access a specific server setup to build!

[hinkley]

Pfft. You haven’t lived until you have introduced a circular dependency between two or three modules.