[Rebelgecko]

I feel like this is a really good opportunity to make a joke about how Richard Nixon was kind of a jerk, but I can't quite figure out the wording.

[reilly3000]

I humbly submit: Dick touts limp jerk

[reilly3000]

A yet cruder headline variant:

‘Dick: “jerk off”’

[afarrell]

The setup is left as an exercise for the reader.

[redtexture]

Inflation was still increasing.

[quickthrowman]

> In physics, jerk or jolt is the rate at which an object's acceleration changes with respect to time.

> As a vector, jerk j can be expressed as the .. third time derivative of position

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerk_(physics)