[embit]

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

James Thurber

[mjklin]

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.

— Dorothy Parker

[preommr]

A martini is what ~$15, with taxes + tip ~$20?

RIP my wallet if I spent $60 on like a cup of alcohol.

[khazhoux]

Drinking is expensive.

[leetcrew]

it's about $2-3 if you make it yourself with good ingredients. you're mostly paying for the space and the attention of the bartender when you go out.

[NoNotTheDuo]

Martinis are like boobs. One isn't enough and three is too many.

[ausbah]

one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor