[CharlesW]

It would be absurd to claim that Macs don't fail or need servicing during their usable lives, but you seem to have been particularly unlucky in my experience.

> They hate the user so much they used screws worse than Torx. I think they're Pentalobe, but don't quote me.

Yes, Pentalobe: https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/How+to+clean+your+MacBooks+fan+...